The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!