The power to piss lava.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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Facebook.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!