The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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Facebook.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!