The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!