The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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the power to have a power.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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ability to fly in a plane

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!