THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to not have any power.

The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

The ability to talk to dust mites.

The ability to see through mirrors.

The power to be wet and not know it.

The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

Black power

The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

the power to make toast into bread

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

the power to nit propely

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to like Justin Beiber

The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!