The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The ability to Hi

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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i like pie.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!