The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to not have any power.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to see through horses

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!