The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Find Waldo

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the power to be wrong

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!