the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to have a pointless power.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see into the future of the past

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!