The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

the power to have a power.

The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

The power to hypnotize aliens.

The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

the power to hear a dog whistle

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!