The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The ability to make your fingernails grow an inch whenever you like, but only on a Tuesday

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Batman

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Poop

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to shit on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!