Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to die early.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to have a power.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to have no power.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to be able to blow air

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!