SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to have no powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!