The power to change to justin biber

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to sit anywhere

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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i like pie.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!