The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

The power to predict the past

The power to be quite good at checkers.

The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

The power to create the superduper best pointless power

power to eat chicken raw!

the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

The power to pointlessly read books really fast

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!