The power to state the obvious.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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The power of love

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The power to create tree sap.

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!