The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to troll the Internet.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power of exact change

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The ability to control the internet

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!