The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The power to manipulate time and space to urinate straight into your bladder, but only if you are extremely dehydrated.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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the ability to recite any nations alphbet BACKWARDS

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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the power to animate condiments

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!