The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!