The power to meme 20% harder

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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Mutant Paper-skeleton.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!