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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.
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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs
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The power to move any object, but you're blind
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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.
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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com
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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.
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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.
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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs
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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.
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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.
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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.
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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.
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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers
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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.
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the power to masturbate just one time a day
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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.
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The Power to beat a Mairo game
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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards
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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.
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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.
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The power to understand myspace
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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!