The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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To stab Djones

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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the ability to stay in the same place while running

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The ability to Hi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!