the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to control the internet

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to reverse crab walk at extremely high speeds

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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the power to speak morse code .

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The power to clap with one hand.

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the ability to duct tape an alarm clock to the side of your head

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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Laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!