The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to taste the food you deficate

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The power to not have superpowers

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the power to think of powers

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power to eat chicken raw!

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to bleed lava

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the power to make your penis any size you want, only when your wearing sweatpants...

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power to poo pineapples

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to make tea appear at will

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Diamond hard left nipple!

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The Ability to "Tighten up"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!