the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power to animate condiments

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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Steel kidneys

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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The power to grammar.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to troll yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!