The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the power to poop pee

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the power to do totally nothing

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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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NMR Vision

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the ability to hover

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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ability to find good woman drivers

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the power to burp a fart

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The power to fly but only during inclement weather

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!