The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to have cancer.

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the ability to hack, but every computer you touch crashes.

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The power to not have superpowers

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!