the ability to see thru objects but only if they're made of cheese

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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Retractable teeth

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The power to get a boner any time you want

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!