The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The power to talk to anyone in any language, but only to deaf people.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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the power to return after death but only when youre death because you've bin ran over by a fingerskatebord

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The power to telepathically tell if butter has salt in it or not.

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To stab Djones

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the ability to poop out of someone elses butt.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!