The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to become like chuck norris. Unfortunately before you get that power you to through the true CHUCK NORRIS!!

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to piss people off.

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to be bradley

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The power to have cancer.

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The ability have sex with Betty White

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the power to unload massive amounts of jizz while taking a dump

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!