the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The ability to shoot lasers out of your eyes, but become blind after.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The power to have cancer.

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the power to crap big mac combos at will

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to troll yourself

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The ability to bleed lava

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to not have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!