The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power of being republican

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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The power to piss rainbows only in torrential downpours.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked

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The power to write on this website

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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the power to predict the past

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The ability to handle the truth.

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NMR Vision

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!