- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

The power to troll yourself

The power to make tea appear at will

The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

The power to make deaf people see again.

the ability to have a useless ability.

The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

The ability to bleed lava

the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

The power to not have superpowers

the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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Pointless Super Powers