The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!