The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to see via toe nails

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!