The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The Power to die at will

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power of the succulent game

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teleport to the place where you stand

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!