The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The power to have no power

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!