the ability to glow in the light.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to poo without wiping.

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power of X-ray Viion, that gives you Eye Cancer from the radiation

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The power to be powerless.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!