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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to stare without blinking for an infinite amount of time, but only whilst watching two girls one cup.

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power of love

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to see everything as if it were a 1 year olds dralling.

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Acid tears.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power of night-blindness.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!