The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to think oppositely

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to get extra homework

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!