The power to surround yourself in fire, but only when you're underwater.

The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

the power to see the present

The power to run people over with a tractor.

The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to be dead

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!