The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!