The power to turn water into wine.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to only be able to eat poop

the power to change people socks on command

To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

The power to drink and drive without being caught

the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to obey gravity

The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to keep up with the kardashians

The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

The power to have superpowers from the beginning

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!