The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The power to obey gravity

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to hover a milimeter off solid ground when performing a walking motion.

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!