Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!