The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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To shit bricks.

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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To have the power to give yourself a disease

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to not finish your....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!