The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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the power to change people socks on command

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!