The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power of hindsight

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!