- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

The power to use a rectangular prism to generate electricity to go on a square-shaped object full of pixels and create things with it.

The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

The power to turn water into wine.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to stare directly at the sun

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

the power to transform into Kanye West

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to fold paper seven times

Pointless Super Powers