The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to see water one meter behind you.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!