The power to move at the speed of ripeness. Moral: Ripeness is actually slightly slower than time, true fact.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!