The power of hindsight

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to fold paper seven times

the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

the power to ejaculate lava.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

The power to see where light is not present.

The power to fly when in something flying

The power to achieve 98% opacity

the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

the super power of being a housewife..

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

The power to be gay on command.

To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to time travel to the end of the world.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!