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the power to find children extremely attractive

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The power to like any show

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

The power to get laid by your right hand.

Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

the power to see the present

The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

The ability to think of an ability - JW

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!