make youself dumb

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

the power to catch em' all

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to sense if an object is sharp.

the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

The power to forget you have a super power.

The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

The power to convert metric to imperial

The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!