to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to have no power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!