THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

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The power to have no powers

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to sing as well as Justin Bieber.

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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Shit bricks I love itttttt

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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To shit bricks.

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!