- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

The Power to Die if you are dead

the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

To have the power to give yourself a disease

The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

the power to transform into Kanye West

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to make lipstick fly

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to teleport to Mars, but only when your not wearing a helmet and you must stay there for a maximum of one hour.

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to see through glass doors.

The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

The power to fold paper seven times

Pointless Super Powers