The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The ability to not finish sen...

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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mint berry crunch

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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ikawlhan forever

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The ability to get shot, for real.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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make youself dumb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!