To have the power to give yourself a disease

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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shit and piss at the same time

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to see through glass doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!