To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to sit

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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To never remember what the word if means

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The Power to Power

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The ability to not slip on banana peels

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!