The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

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the ability to die on command

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!