The power to eat peas as a vegetarian

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The power to erect your nipples at will.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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the power to see through clear glass.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to forget you have a super power.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to read your own thoughts

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!