A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

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The power... to move you.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The ability to become visible at will.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to get off the internet and do something productive

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power of bad luck

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Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to defeat Chuck Norris but only if you can reach the speed of light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!