The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power of hindsight

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to be gay on command.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.

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The power to have no power

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The power to freeze at the school's front door when its home time.

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!