the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power of love

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to nit propely

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to speak in only anime openings

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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the power to fall at 9.9m per second.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!