The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to fly when in something flying

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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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the ability to blow yourself

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!