the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power of having two left hands.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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the power to half transform to something.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to run half as fast as whoever is chasing you.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!