The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!