The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to animate condiments

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!