the power to catch em' all

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!