The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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the power to become translucent

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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the power of the succulent game

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!