- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

the power to shape shift to yourself

the ability to manually control your breathing

The power to walk on frozen water.

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

The power to speak only in hashtags. #awkward

The power to fly but only in your room

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

the power to freeze people only when it's cold

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to become famous on vine

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

Pointless Super Powers