The power to not see anything

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to buy free things.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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i love to make shit brix

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The ability to look at someone and know the exact number of times they have farted in the past year.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to eat socks

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!