- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

the power to sing like an angel... but only if the song is "friday" or "baby"

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

The power to touch your toes

The power to be first on any form of media (youtube powers).

The power to create a pointless superpower

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

The power to turn everything you touch into cheese

the power to make your nipples dissappear

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

the power to read your own mind

The power to see oxygen.

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

the power to permanently change your name to Graham

the power to eat cheese 24/7

The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!